Posts tagged New Orleans
Posts tagged New Orleans
” I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high. Then some people call me the space cowboy.”
“All man-made things are impermanent.”
“Your friends will suggest to stay out of trouble. Your best friend will be next to you in jail and will say Hell yes! Let’s do it again.”
“Louisiana, better than sex, music, drinks, rock + roll.”
“You won’t regret the things you do, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do.”
“Well-behaved women never made history.”
“It’s not what you know, it’s what you can think of in time.”
“I SUCK DICK FOR WEED!!!”
“I SUCK DICK FOR FREE”
“Coors Light and beads for life.”
“What if aliens had phallic mouths, and they were trying to talk to us, but we thought they were trying to rape us.”
“My biggest fear is that, one day, while dancing, I’ll pull my penis off. PARTY ROCK”
“Hello, I met you in a red hoodie and you were nice. New Orleans is the best place ever…we will win the Sugar Bowl and party all night and then drive the very long way home to stupid, cold Michigan. But then we will get a good degree and have money and PARTAYYY!”
“I’m not the father.”
“But I’m going to fuck you all night.”
“Yeah, we’re arrogant but I’m successful, and so are all my friends.”
“You can’t spell cock sucker without OSU”
“I have to pee.”
“Instead of mousetraps, why not baby traps? Not to harm the baby, but just to hold it safely until it can be released.”
“Having caught a rat in a mousetrap last week, I can confidently say that I never want to catch a baby in a BABY TRAP—that stuff is best left to abortion clinics.”
“In champions of the west, did you know that the ‘West’ refers to west of the Alleghainies?”
“There were a few years where scissoring a bull dike was the only way to get my squirts off.”
“I’m so happy I met you. You changed my life forever.”
“I can’t wait to have you in my arms. Here I am rock you like a hurricane.”
“When you smile, I smile.”
“I’ve never met such beautiful, friendly people.”
“You are the one
That makes me wanna have fun
You look good in the candle light
I can’t keep you out of my sight.
I want your lemon in my hurricane
I’m addicted to you like novacane.”
“This is random as fuck.”
“Keep calm and Chive On!”
“Dancing at a club is like having sex with your clothes on”
“I love me some brown sugar.”
“I love McDonalds!!! And PINK!”
“How the fuck are 8 people supposed to shit in a Shell?”
“I’m from Windsor Ontario and there are 3 things that I know
1. Hockey is the greatest sport on Earth
2. New Orleans is the greatest city
3. God is a HOKIE!”
“I’m a 21 year old Jazz musician and I’m from the best place in the world so drink smoke and be merry”
“THAT DRESS SAYS YOU’RE READY FOR SOME DICKS.”
